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Re: Why are the smart ones always from Florida
« Reply #60 on: January 13, 2019, 09:38:48 AM »
Florida Man Tells Neighbors He’s Going to Kill Them With Kindness Then Tries to Kill Them With a Machete He Named “Kindness” (Photos)
https://blacksportsonline.com/2019/01/florida-man-tells-neighbors-hes-going-to-kill-them-with-kindness-then-tries-to-kill-them-with-a-machete-he-named-kindness-photos/

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Re: Why are the smart ones always from Florida
« Reply #61 on: January 13, 2019, 09:55:23 AM »
lthat actually took some clever thinking.

get KIND and NESS tattooed on the fingers of both hands, then you can actually say; "i will beat you senseless...with kindness" :)

i might get a kindness decal for my .380.
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Re: Why are the smart ones always from Florida
« Reply #62 on: January 28, 2019, 01:09:42 PM »
Man in Florida Discovers 'WWII Hand Grenade,' Drives It to Local Taco Bell
https://gizmodo.com/florida-man-discovers-wwii-hand-grenade-drives-it-to-l-1832103320

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Re: Why are the smart ones always from Florida
« Reply #63 on: January 30, 2019, 02:34:37 PM »
A Florida Man Allegedly Killed His Mom, Dad, And Brother After Sending $200,000 To A "Cam Girl" In Europe
https://www.buzzfeednews.com/article/davidmack/florida-cam-girl-family-murder-grant-amato?bftwnews&utm_term=4ldqpgc#4ldqpgc

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Re: Why are the smart ones always from Florida
« Reply #64 on: January 31, 2019, 11:51:00 AM »
A Florida Man Allegedly Killed His Mom, Dad, And Brother After Sending $200,000 To A "Cam Girl" In Europe
https://www.buzzfeednews.com/article/davidmack/florida-cam-girl-family-murder-grant-amato?bftwnews&utm_term=4ldqpgc#4ldqpgc

hmmm, kicked out of nursing anesthetist school because he was stealing anesthetic. I figured they caught him fondling patients while they were under, but looks like he may of had other ideas
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Re: Why are the smart ones always from Florida
« Reply #65 on: January 31, 2019, 03:43:08 PM »
Florida Man threw meth-fueled 'death party' for his wife before she died, deputies say. They spent their final moments listen to metal and having sex.
https://www.ksnt.com/news/man-threw-meth-fueled-death-party-for-his-wife-before-she-died-deputies-say/1742382382


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Re: Why are the smart ones always from Florida
« Reply #66 on: January 31, 2019, 03:44:16 PM »
Florida Man Holds up Chinese Restaurant at Finger-point—Gets Charged With Armed Robbery

https://www.newsweek.com/florida-man-gainesville-steven-michael-berlin-robbery-finger-point-szechuan-1312752

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Re: Why are the smart ones always from Florida
« Reply #67 on: January 31, 2019, 07:35:48 PM »
i guess "attempted finger-bang" isn't a felony. :-X
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Re: Why are the smart ones always from Florida
« Reply #68 on: February 07, 2019, 07:07:15 AM »
here's the ferrari pic with the car floating... not sure of the website, i snapped the pic off the tow operator's computer the day this occured.

so it looks like we can blame our Ferrari friend's actions on Jesus

Florida Man Says 'Jesus Told Me' to Drive Ferrari Into Water: Police
https://www.nbcmiami.com/news/local/South-Florida-Man-Says-Jesus-Told-Me-to-Drive-Ferrari-Into-Water-Police-504363941.html

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Re: Why are the smart ones always from Florida
« Reply #69 on: February 07, 2019, 05:52:38 PM »
oh no!!!!!! They may Ban Metal!!!!

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Re: Why are the smart ones always from Florida
« Reply #70 on: February 08, 2019, 07:49:08 AM »
whew lads, watch yourselves.

Florida politician with ‘habit of licking men’ quits
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Re: Why are the smart ones always from Florida
« Reply #71 on: February 08, 2019, 03:29:47 PM »
she considered all men a blarney stone of sorts

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Re: Why are the smart ones always from Florida
« Reply #72 on: February 14, 2019, 08:34:11 AM »
Florida man reported an income of $18,497. The IRS sent him a refund check for $980,000.
http://www.tampabay.com/business/a-tampa-man-reported-an-income-of-18497-the-irs-sent-him-a-refund-check-for-980000-20190213/

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Re: Why are the smart ones always from Florida
« Reply #73 on: February 14, 2019, 12:21:13 PM »
i'd cash it. the IRS killed me off, so they wouldn't know wtf to do. :P
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Re: Why are the smart ones always from Florida
« Reply #74 on: February 14, 2019, 04:21:39 PM »
whew lads, watch yourselves.

Florida politician with ‘habit of licking men’ quits
https://www.washingtonexaminer.com/news/florida-politician-with-alleged-habit-of-licking-men-and-groping-them-quits



Looks like John Goodman with a wig on