First off I liked Herman Cane. I liked him more than Magic Underpants and he wasn't responsible for killing Toys R Us only making the best gas station Pizza nationwide.
Of course he was black and conservative so the media absolutely hated that so he got Long Dong Silvered the fuck out of town.
So now years later Trump is going to hold a rally in the middle of a Pandemic.
Oye! Don't be holding no rally in a Pandemic! they all said. You are just going to kill people!
Fuck you said Trump I'm holding my Rally anyway. Sure it's not 1870 anymore, it's not like people get their information on Politicians from Rallies anymore. How many people go to a Trump Rally that aren't already voting for Trump? At this point probably none.
So they have the Rally and because nobody in the Trump camp knows how the Internet works they get scammed and most of the seats goto 4chan hoaxters who don't attend but whatever they have the Rally.
Herman Cain goes.
Oye! Herman Cain why you go? You gonna get that COVID
No, no says Herman Cain, it's all good. COVID is bullshit.. masks are stupid besides They checked temperatures on the way in and there was a big bottle of hand sanitizer by the door. What could possibly go wrong?
Rest in peace Herman.