Maybe you can trade for Romo.
Oh don't worry, I'm there with you! I decided to get 2 good running backs for once this year....Demarco Murray and Andre Ellington. Eagles don't realize they HAVE Murray apparently...something like 13 yards total so far this year....and then Ellington goes out hurt already.
Then with the Browns not giving me any hope...and the Saints spiraling downward and not giving Brees any reason to win...I figure I'll just put all my eggs in the Dallas basket. I figure it's already an uphill battle since they stupidly got rid of Murray,...and then Dez gets hurt week 1.... well then, I'm watching the game Sunday and saying " Hmmm, Romo played pretty decent last year...he's actually not looking bad this year, looking pretty damn good in this game, making much smarter decisions, maybe he finally has his shit together....maybe they might actually have a legitimate shot this year...." and then the very NEXT play...no kidding....he fumbles the ball away, and falls and breaks his collar bone. Son of a Mfing BITCH! Are you kidding me??? I really couldn't believe it. I think i might have actually cursed him at that moment, it was so freaky. And then of course...Whitten is now hurt with knee and ankle problems. So....no Murray, Bryant, Romo, Whitten... they now have Wheedon and Matt Cassell. Glad I put all my eggs in that basket. Fuck you, Ravens!
