so tell me if i'm wrong?
my ad has the address, and says "DO NOT ASK ME IF THIS IS STILL AVAILABLE".
"show up, test drive, pay me."facebook marketplace ad, for my neighbor's 1999 CRV, 112,000 miles. $1300. KBB puts them from $2000 to $2900 private party value. he wants it gone. so here's how this went:
margarita: Buenas tardes. ¿Sigue estando disponible?
600
Me: 1600
margarita: No
margarita: Are you kracy? 1600 one car old
Me: 600 offer, so you must be nuts. 
margarita: With 1600 buy two crv
Me: not running. show me a single crv anywhere running well for 1200.
margarita: Yes runing...I export to haiti various crv
Me: show me an ad anywhere on earth.
Me: so, i found your 2000 honda crv listed for $2000., with more miles on it.i'll offer you...um. 500 bucks.it's been 30 minutes, no response.
